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Hot Air Balloonatic

from FULL ON CRAZY CHOCOLATE by Stephen Bard



Let’s get this on the wall
Straight up and right on top
For the record y’all, the croon is sick
Chill factor 99
Saline in both your eyes
Full blood erections rise in every Jane and Dick
And I feel for you, baby, I really do
I mean it can’t be too tight now with all them loose screws
Still I’ve got to say they're so damn in the way
And while the hopes were high
This is goodbye

And so your palaces of sand all crumble to the sea
My little hot air balloonatic
No '69 Brandy's gonna get the best of me
My little hot air balloonatic
When nothing goes as planned cuz half the band is crazy
It ain’t enough that the croon is sick

So blah-blah-blah
Hot air balloonatic, man you ain’t no place to be
(Man I am so glad I'm free)

Was hard to not get hard off that bony ass
I’m talking boom-boom-pow but Ow! what a stony pass
You're the gravest yard
Can't tell you otherwise
The last thing you know how to do now is apologize
Me, I ain’t gonna trip on all that wack you said
You think you's getting real but you's just off your head
While that’s all well and good in the neighborhood
With me it doesn’t fly
This is goodbye


from FULL ON CRAZY CHOCOLATE, released June 23, 2017
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Stephen Bard.

Copyright 2017. Chocolate Covered Strawberry Music (ASCAP).


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