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A pink flamingo with a fishing pole
strolling down the avenue
Not too crazy 'bout the present
That the new poodle left on her shoe
Throws a fit right there in Bloomingdales
About the fish shortage in the sea
Says, "Yeah, some show me a whale of a time
But the catch is too wack for me."

Hey, we all got neuroses
Say why don't we toast these
Right now at your daddy's backyard barbecue
And stop, drop all of the worry
You don't need to say you're sorry
It shouldn't have to be so hard for me or for you

I see you waiting on the milk to spill
Banging that megaphone
Me, I've been weeping over waterfalls
Since I was knee-high to a rolling stone, baby
Don't pretend it doesn't bother you when your world turns out of hand
I hope it brings you some comfort babe
That I most definitely understand

Hey, three cheers for neuroses
Say why don't we roast these
Sacred cows and hangups out there on that spit
'Cause the doc says it's all in the perspective
The only real objective is letting go
And getting the heck on with it
So hey, please don't let me blow this
I wouldn't want to throw this
So fabulous shindig down the disappointed drain
Just feel like I should mention
Please pay no attention to a little neurosis now and again

Nobody gonna love you more
Nobody gonna love you more
I know I take it way too far with how particular it has to be
I'm crazy but I love you baby
Be patient with me


from FULL ON CRAZY CHOCOLATE, released June 23, 2017
Written, Arranged, Produced and Performed by Stephen Bard.
Co-written by Emily Claire.
Copyright 2017. Chocolate Covered Strawberry Music (ASCAP).


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